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hello.. long time no post.

hello..........

this is a LONG post in a LONG time so it deserves some LONG reading.

the online AOR joke session is here!

WhAt iS DoRaMoN's colour?

Is A or C taller?

Why didnt the new ship have a tv?

POst your answers on the tagboard=)

Otherinterestingstufftothinkabout:

When a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?

What do they use to ship Styrofoam?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why do people say "tuna fish?" They don't say "beef mammal" or "chicken bird!"

If corn oil comes from corn, and soyabean oil comes from soya beans, where does baby oil come from?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?







Amusing facts about sports and it’s ALL TRUE


Before soccer referees started using whistles in 1878, they used to rely on waving a handkerchief.

A baseball will go farther in hot temperature than in cold temperature.

Tug of War was an Olympic event between 1900 and 1920.

Basketball player Shaquille O'Neal's shoe size is 22. (wow! giant bigger foot!)

Three consecutive strikes in bowling is called a turkey.


Have a nice day. hope this entertained you and brightened up your day. =)

Letters to the AOR editor

CALLING FOR LETTERS TO THE AOR EDITOR!

anyone, anything, just write about it in a letter(no need to follow format)to the AOR editor! Yes! I know you are desperate to pick up a pen/ pencil and start writing!

Please address your letters to AORof212, moomoostreet 2408, PO box no. 212112

Thank you=)!!!

Chinese new year celebration today. It was nice.

Happy chinese new year to all the AOR members and fans out there!

Have a great year ahead and collect loads of hongbaos! =)

hello. no one is posting. so i might as well say hi.







LONG LIVE AOR! comradeship.newspaper.jokes.tickling.reinforcements

the aor times were pinned up today! there was a mystery article too. haha

tomorrow is the day that some people have been waiting for. The prize giving for correct jokes! i think not many people will get the grand prize of ............ a plastic bag of mini marshmallows!

tetapi saya tidak suka hari esok. kerana ada ujian melayu.. =(

this is a silly post.

i dont know why i am doing this...

YAY!

the jokes were a success today! so many people participated and 'fought' to put their paper in the AOR joke and suggestion box. special thanks to yuzhen and jiamin and all the others who were sporting participants.

next time, we will have the joke section printed out and pinned on the board by monday. on wednesday, we will announce the results and the answers and GIVE OUT PRIZES! yay!

on tuesday, which is also tomorrow, the AOR will print out and paste up the main articles. remember to take a look!

Would you like to see any other articles written in the AOR newspaper?
Tag it right now!
Any suggestion by anybody will be taken if it has potential.
Just a little potential will do. We will do the rest.

Thank you and have a nice day.
Selamat tinggal.
Jumpa lagi

Newspaper article

New member? Or not?

Doreen aka yoyo aka teo ying has expressed deep regret in insulting the AOR. She has apologised unreservedly for being mean to AOR and all its members. "I am really sorry... I did not know your kind intentions. And....someone told me to be mean to you. I deeply regret it. Please forgive me." Witnesses of Doreen pouring everything out include: Vice-pres 1, Vice-pres 2, Secretary and other people who are not in AOR.
"I was touched by it. It was just...so....so gan ren." said a witness who did not wish to have her name divulged as she was afraid that anti-AOR members would lynch her.
Coming back to the topic, the purpose of this newspaper article, was actually to think of whether or not to allow Doreen into the AOR.
"Doreen has expressed great wish to join AOR. We can see the great potential in her to bring AOR to soar greater heights. Just as it was seen in Sarah. If she joins, she will however have to start from the bottom, as toilet cleaner, to prove to everyone that she has the capability and ability to do something great." said the AOR's president.
However, some of the AOR fans were not so forgiving. "She has insulted us again and again. Are we just going to let her go like that? And let her join AOR too?! No! We shall never allow that!"
This problem seems to be quite hard to solve. It is not just the problem of letting Doreen join now. It is about discrimination, and justice. So, will AOR succumb to the pressure from fans or will they accept Doreen and lose strong support. Whatever it is, it will be hard to come to a decision.
On behalf of all the supporters of AOR and Doreen, i wish you luck in solving this problem

Reported by Fishy, your favourite reporter